Ed and Ben's Merry CrimBOW Drop-in — * Human generated slop not AI

Drop in Number 7
AKA: Snow White and the Seventh Day Adventists*

Saturday 12th December 2026

*Did you know: 7th day Adventists observe the sabbath on a Saturday.

Non-urgent advice: What is a drop in?

You can come along when you like, for as long or short as you like. Some people stop by for 15 minutes on their way to the Westfield, others loiter all day – all are Welcome!

Festivities in previous years HAVE included

Mulled wine – authentic DELIA’s recipe
Low grade influencers taking selfies in our bathroom
Carols accompanied by organ, when Ms. Baskin attends
Kerry Katona’s finest frozen foods
Over 50 eclectic mix soft toys
WITH SANTA HATS
Magical REAL snow outside
Tejan’s pineapple liquor – noted without comment
The clay igloo that went on fire, RIP
10 flights of stairs

This year all that, PLUS and IN ADDITION to THE FOLLOWING

A WORKING LIFT!
No stairs to climb
FOG both outside and INSIDE from an intentional fog generation machine, with accompanying festive fire-alarm soundtrack
LASER display and projections
MORMON carols and actual Nth day adventists (N=7)
Toblerone

Non-urgent advice: People who came the past 6 times have reportedly had an excellent time

But you don’t need to take our word for it

“I had, quite literally, a whale of a time!”

– Humphrey the Humpback Whale, December 2023

“I had no CLUCKING idea what was going on!”

– The Knitted Chicken, December 2024

“Why the HOOT am I not HOOTING invited?”

– Owlfred, December 2025

Non-urgent advice: When?

Saturday 12th December. As with previous years this is a ‘Drop In’ so you can come along at any time from Noon to Midnight that suits you! We know you’re all busy festive people, so you can fit it around other events or your Christmas shopping.

Non-urgent advice: Where?

Our flat! Flat 51 Park Central, Bow Quarter, E3 2US.
The closest tube station is Bow Road (District and Hammersmith & City lines, one stop from Mile End on Central Line) and we are also close to Bow Church DLR, which is just two stops from Stratford. You enter Bow Quarter from Fairfield Road and then use google maps to find our building, or ask the concierge, or walk around looking lost and ask a neighbour.

DO bring

Plus ONEs, Plus TWOs and PLUS N’s Welcome! ( N ∈ N )
Children and pets
Donned gay festive apparel
BYOB or red wine suitable for the mulling pot (Delia suggests a full bodied cabernet sauvignon)

DON’T bring

Any additional stuffed pandas, these will be provided
Your own pipe organ, we’ve already got one here
Owls
OWLS!
Owls disguised as other birds

Returning again by popular demand – the RSVP Form

This form is entirely optional and we make no commitment to your privacy. You can also just reply to Ben or Ed directly. But we know that some of you bureaucrats love to fill this in, so here it is!